im interviewing 3 people next week
#1
feels weird to be on the other side of the table
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#2
casting couch time
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#3
Bow chica wow wow
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#4
Hello ladies, I'm Ascaris, nice to meet you
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#5
so just how bad do you want this job?
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#6
Unbuttons shirt
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#7
(04-06-2018, 11:37 PM)Dock Wrote: Hello ladies, I'm Ascaris, nice to meet you

i think ill start the interview off like this for all the three dudes
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#8
weren't you like couch surfing a few years ago? wtf happened man?
 
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#9
i moved to a country that doesnt let its immigrants become homeless
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#10
Norway?
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#11
(04-07-2018, 05:15 AM)Ascaris Wrote:
(04-06-2018, 11:37 PM)Dock Wrote: Hello ladies, I'm Ascaris, nice to meet you

i think ill start the interview off like this for all the three dudes

It will assert you dominance by calling them ladies
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#12
(04-07-2018, 04:02 PM)Ascaris Wrote: i moved to a country that doesnt let its immigrants become homeless

holy shit yo, is Canada really that amazing
 
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#13
Let us know how it goes. Climbing up the ladder fast.
Quote:Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."
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#14
Rayne is already oppressing people!
 
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#15
Canadian Rayne
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#16
(04-10-2018, 11:58 PM)Lord Wrote: Let us know how it goes. Climbing up the ladder fast.

did two today, both nos
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#17
Cool 
(04-11-2018, 03:45 AM)Kelsh2 Wrote: Canadian Rayne

holy shit its Kelsh ma nigga Black
 
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#18
(04-11-2018, 04:13 AM)Ascaris Wrote:
(04-10-2018, 11:58 PM)Lord Wrote: Let us know how it goes. Climbing up the ladder fast.

did two today, both nos

they gotta earn it the hard way.
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#19
We're they ladies
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#20
no, it was an indian, assian and russian. like the start of a bad joke.
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#21
had to reject the third guy too, people really suck at programming
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#22
(04-14-2018, 12:02 AM)Ascaris Wrote: no, it was an indian, assian and russian. like the start of a bad joke.

Or a porno with that assian
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#23
https://youtu.be/Qpwh5YbQqFk

How I pictured ascsris interviews
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#24
I feel like they don't actually teach programming right in most places, and a lot of colleges just tack it on as a major without any serious thought.
 
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#25
Hire me Ascaris Ill help fill your diversity profile, I'm not an immigrant, not not a man, not not white and not straight
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