Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted
#1
This is where somebody will post one of their wishes,and the next person would grant it but make it horribly corrupted


I wish my aunt would get here.
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#2
wish granted.

You aunt is arrving, but she's brain dead and vomits all over your family.


I wish I was a pretty
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
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#3
Granted, but everyone becomes your fan and runs after you wherever you go.

I wish the Christmas pic was done.
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#4
granted, but it turns out to be gay porn..

i wish my keyboard was working (uing on screen keybard)
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#5
Granted, but then your computer erases its own hard drive.

I wish it would snow.
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#6
Granted, but then you get snowed in and the power goes out.

I wish I had something to eat.
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#7
Granted, but you find that the spinach you're eating has E. Coli. You get violently sick from it and, after several hours of painful suffering, succumb to death.

I wish my father wouldn't try to kick me off the computer so my grandmother can play stupid solitaire.
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#8
Granted, he's kicking you off so HE can play stupid solitare

I wish for some sushi
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
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#9
Granted, but you discover half-way through a bite of your sushi that the fish wrapped inside is horribly mutated.

I wish I didn't sleep so late today.
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#10
granted, you woke up an hour after you fell alseep and suffered from insomina the entire night


I wish I was sleepy
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
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#11
Granted, but you can't get to sleep.

I wish I wasn't bored.
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#12
Granted, but you become board agein when your parents make you go to Midnight mass

I wish I did not have to go to Midnight mass
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#13
Granted, but then your house caught on fire and you perished in the fire.

I wish I had gotten some anime dvds.
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#14
Granted, but they suck.

I wish I hadn't gotten sick today.
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#15
Granted, but a giant wildebeast just rammed down the door and ate you.

I wish I could beat up my cousin...
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#16
Granted,but you get in serious trouble and your cousin gets to beat you up as revenge


I wish I had a soda.
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#17
Granted, but as you open it, you find out your dad shook it up as a prank, and it explodes in your face

I wish I could be home.
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#18
Granted, but shortly after, a tornado comes by and rips your house apart.

I wish my ears didn't hurt from my headphones.
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#19
Granted, but your ears fall off from the loud music

I wish my aunts could stay 2 more days ;'(
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#20
Granted, but they're annoying during their stay.

I wish I was feeling better.
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#21
Granted, but then you get sick when school starts agein and barf on the teacher.

I wish the gearbox of the truck Igot for X-mzs would work :'(
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#22
Granted, but what's a gear box?

I wish I could get my posts back.
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#23
Granted, but then your account gets deleted.

I wish my favorite villain in my video game didn't kill himself Sad
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#24
A gearbox allows you to change gears on a older car Wink

Granted, but it glitches and nothing happens.

I wish Itunes would work!
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#25
Granted, but then you can't get the music you download to stop playing

I wish I could afford a Nintendo Wii
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